Epping Forest Darts Club

The shot is not quite as good as one by the new PDC World Champion Phil Cross, but in defence of this particular shot, who knows where the shooter was aiming? Just seen on a tree in Epping Forest.Visit Epping Read More

A Tooth Shop

A Tooth Shop Dental Sales? Graphic design is all about size, position, weight and colour. 1. How big are the words? 2. Where are the words on the page/canvas/screen? 3. How heavy/light is the typeface? 4. What colour are the Read More

An Unnecessary Sign Perhaps?

An Unnecessary Sign Perhaps? I was walking along the pavement, as you do, and saw a massive sign that informed me that I must go around the obstruction… to the right. OK, but what choice did I really have? It Read More

Satellite Dish Location

Where shall I put my satellite for a really good signal? up on the roof, up on the side of the house, up on a high wall? I dunno, but UP (up high) would seem to be a good start!

Decimal Door Numbers

When did we run out of whole numbers, and letters? What happened to 167A / 167B etc? By the looks of things, this flat in my high street has decided to use a decimal point instead of the normal a/b Read More

Last Day!

Oh my god, it’s the last day. er, of what? the world? if you are going to make a f***ing sign for your window, hey, here’s an idea, spend 10 more seconds thinking about it and add a couple of Read More

Driveway Shower – #driveway #shower

For those times you wake up, get dressed, come downstairs, leave the house, shut the door, realise you’ve forgotten to shower, but you have left your keys indoors. Obviously! or is number 69 relevant?

Silver Bike

Get bike, get silver spray paint, mask the areas you want to avoid (none), paint bike. Nice! I’m not saying this is a stolen bike, but a good way to disguise it, if it were, would be to totally cover Read More