The world’s most annoying squeaky door.

It’s not really the fault of the door for being so annoying. In an unnamed Morrison’s supermarket in the UK, a combination of poor door maintenance and a badly placed logjam of stock items coming onto the shop floor seem Read More

Decimal Door Numbers

When did we run out of whole numbers, and letters? What happened to 167A / 167B etc? By the looks of things, this flat in my high street has decided to use a decimal point instead of the normal a/b Read More

No parkin g

look at the space you have, roughly outline how may letters, how big they should be, remember spaces, try to center the information, FUCK IT, just go for it!