Disco Toilet 4 – Still at the Vicky Tee. As you may have expected, a new release from the ever-popular YouTube Series ‘Disco Toilet’. This one is a cracker!
The world’s most annoying squeaky door.
It’s not really the fault of the door for being so annoying. In an unnamed Morrison’s supermarket in the UK, a combination of poor door maintenance and a badly placed logjam of stock items coming onto the shop floor seem Read More
Epping Forest Darts Club
The shot is not quite as good as one by the new PDC World Champion Phil Cross, but in defence of this particular shot, who knows where the shooter was aiming? Just seen on a tree in Epping Forest. Visit Read More
Toilet Roll Sculpture
Toilet Roll Sculpture. If this was 30feet high and placed outside, it has everything needed to be a very fine work of art. But in reality, a toilet roll falls (or is stored) on the floor, next to the toilet, Read More
A Tooth Shop
A Tooth Shop Dental Sales? Graphic design is all about size, position, weight and colour. 1. How big are the words? 2. Where are the words on the page/canvas/screen? 3. How heavy/light is the typeface? 4. What colour are the Read More
An Unnecessary Sign Perhaps?
An Unnecessary Sign Perhaps? I was walking along the pavement, as you do, and saw a massive sign that informed me that I must go around the obstruction… to the right. OK, but what choice did I really have? It Read More
Satellite Dish Location
Where shall I put my satellite for a really good signal? up on the roof, up on the side of the house, up on a high wall? I dunno, but UP (up high) would seem to be a good start!
Morrison’s Ice Mushrooms
Ice Mushrooms are growing in Morrison’s freezers. Nice. #morrisons #ice #mushroom
Does ice cream contain egg?
On a balmy summer’s Sunday in May, I wondered if ice cream contains egg. #icecream #eggs
Where are the toilets?
If you’ve never been here before, then you might want to know where the toilets are… Well, they are… Everywhere.
Decimal Door Numbers
When did we run out of whole numbers, and letters? What happened to 167A / 167B etc? By the looks of things, this flat in my high street has decided to use a decimal point instead of the normal a/b Read More
Last Day!
Oh my god, it’s the last day. er, of what? the world? if you are going to make a f***ing sign for your window, hey, here’s an idea, spend 10 more seconds thinking about it and add a couple of Read More
Sore Throat – #sorethroat #halls #toilet
Do you have a sore throat? How sore would your throat have to be to pick this brand new unopened pack of halls cough sweets from the floor of Morrison’s toilet? I dunno about you, but I think I’d get Read More
Driveway Shower – #driveway #shower
For those times you wake up, get dressed, come downstairs, leave the house, shut the door, realise you’ve forgotten to shower, but you have left your keys indoors. Obviously! or is number 69 relevant?
Charity shop mannequin
This greeted me as I walked into the #norwood #charityshop #barkingside
Out of order
I’m glad that notice is there. Without it, I may have tried to use it.