Pond – No Problem

You live in a basement flat – no problem. You like a nice garden – no problem. You have a concrete floor in your garden – no problem. You want a pond in your garden – no problem.

No Lead

A small USB powered dog that does something when plugged into your PC. Charity shops are so great. I saw this in the window for 3 weeks before I realised/spotted this.

Dog Poo

A nice dog poo, on top of a nice pot of used fat, next to a nice pile of rubbish.