Everything* Half Price You know, everything*. everything [ev-ree-thing] pronoun 1. every single thing or every particular of an aggregate or total; all. 2. something extremely important: This news means everything to us. noun 1. something that is extremely or most Read More
The world’s most annoying squeaky door.
It’s not really the fault of the door for being so annoying. In an unnamed Morrison’s supermarket in the UK, a combination of poor door maintenance and a badly placed logjam of stock items coming onto the shop floor seem Read More
A Tooth Shop
A Tooth Shop Dental Sales? Graphic design is all about size, position, weight and colour. 1. How big are the words? 2. Where are the words on the page/canvas/screen? 3. How heavy/light is the typeface? 4. What colour are the Read More
Morrison’s Ice Mushrooms
Ice Mushrooms are growing in Morrison’s freezers. Nice. #morrisons #ice #mushroom
Last Day!
Oh my god, it’s the last day. er, of what? the world? if you are going to make a f***ing sign for your window, hey, here’s an idea, spend 10 more seconds thinking about it and add a couple of Read More
Slippers, Buy one get one free! #slipper #offer #bogof
What an offer! but can you have two left ones if needed? What I really wanna say is WTF! If you are making a sign, which is a BOGOF offer, make sure there’s no bloody confusion. If the item comes Read More
Sore Throat – #sorethroat #halls #toilet
Do you have a sore throat? How sore would your throat have to be to pick this brand new unopened pack of halls cough sweets from the floor of Morrison’s toilet? I dunno about you, but I think I’d get Read More
Profiteering!
Poundland seeks to buy 99p Stores for £55m – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-31160517 £1.00 99p £55m
Customer Comment Tesco Barkingside
A few more positive comments may help.
Sexy Christmas Ornament
You’ll get it eventually. yeah!
Decisions Decisions – Which Tiles to Lay…
All of them.
Rides For All Ages
The ride on the left is free, It cost me a pound to fly the plane!
Woop Update – Boobies
Sadly cleaned before I noticed the update.
Don’t you mean WASH?
Maybe I’m wrong and this sign is not for the bathroom, but for the kitchen?
