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Everything Half Price

Everything* Half Price You know, everything*. everything [ev-ree-thing] pronoun 1. every single thing or every particular of an aggregate or total; all. 2. something extremely important: This news means everything to us.noun 1. something that is extremely or most important: Money is Read More

Doors

The world’s most annoying squeaky door.

It’s not really the fault of the door for being so annoying. In an unnamed Morrison’s supermarket in the UK, a combination of poor door maintenance and a badly placed logjam of stock items coming onto the shop floor seem Read More

Design

A Tooth Shop

A Tooth Shop Dental Sales? Graphic design is all about size, position, weight and colour. 1. How big are the words? 2. Where are the words on the page/canvas/screen? 3. How heavy/light is the typeface? 4. What colour are the Read More

Food

Morrison’s Ice Mushrooms

Ice Mushrooms are growing in Morrison’s freezers. Nice. #morrisons #ice #mushroom

Furniture

Last Day!

Oh my god, it’s the last day. er, of what? the world? if you are going to make a f***ing sign for your window, hey, here’s an idea, spend 10 more seconds thinking about it and add a couple of Read More

Clothes

Slippers, Buy one get one free! #slipper #offer #bogof

What an offer! but can you have two left ones if needed? What I really wanna say is WTF!If you are making a sign, which is a BOGOF offer, make sure there’s no bloody confusion. If the item comes in Read More

Floors

Sore Throat – #sorethroat #halls #toilet

Do you have a sore throat? How sore would your throat have to be to pick this brand new unopened pack of halls cough sweets from the floor of Morrison’s toilet? I dunno about you, but I think I’d get Read More