Everything* Half Price You know, everything*. everything [ev-ree-thing] pronoun 1. every single thing or every particular of an aggregate or total; all. 2. something extremely important: This news means everything to us.noun 1. something that is extremely or most important: Money is Read More
The world’s most annoying squeaky door.
It’s not really the fault of the door for being so annoying. In an unnamed Morrison’s supermarket in the UK, a combination of poor door maintenance and a badly placed logjam of stock items coming onto the shop floor seem Read More
A Tooth Shop
A Tooth Shop Dental Sales? Graphic design is all about size, position, weight and colour. 1. How big are the words? 2. Where are the words on the page/canvas/screen? 3. How heavy/light is the typeface? 4. What colour are the Read More
Morrison’s Ice Mushrooms
Ice Mushrooms are growing in Morrison’s freezers. Nice. #morrisons #ice #mushroom
Last Day!
Oh my god, it’s the last day. er, of what? the world? if you are going to make a f***ing sign for your window, hey, here’s an idea, spend 10 more seconds thinking about it and add a couple of Read More
Slippers, Buy one get one free! #slipper #offer #bogof
What an offer! but can you have two left ones if needed? What I really wanna say is WTF!If you are making a sign, which is a BOGOF offer, make sure there’s no bloody confusion. If the item comes in Read More
Sore Throat – #sorethroat #halls #toilet
Do you have a sore throat? How sore would your throat have to be to pick this brand new unopened pack of halls cough sweets from the floor of Morrison’s toilet? I dunno about you, but I think I’d get Read More
Profiteering!
Poundland seeks to buy 99p Stores for £55m – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-31160517 £1.00 99p £55m
Customer Comment Tesco Barkingside
A few more positive comments may help.
Sexy Christmas Ornament
You’ll get it eventually. yeah!
Decisions Decisions – Which Tiles to Lay…
All of them.
Rides For All Ages
The ride on the left is free, It cost me a pound to fly the plane!
Woop Update – Boobies
Sadly cleaned before I noticed the update.
Don’t you mean WASH?
Maybe I’m wrong and this sign is not for the bathroom, but for the kitchen?
