I was going to give you a quick call, but…
Hygiene Notice
For alcoholic parents, when at the local church hall.
Massive Clearance 50p
I was expecting so much in the beginning, but somehow it all seems quite underwhelming.
Cars parked here will be clamped
But where exactly is here… Oh, this playground.
No parkin g
look at the space you have, roughly outline how may letters, how big they should be, remember spaces, try to center the information, FUCK IT, just go for it!
Fairly Specific Sale
So, not really a sale, if you want anything else at all.
Sale Continues
This may not seem odd, but there was nothing outside this shop.
Pin Beds – ouch!
Like the ones you see on the telly where the guy lays down and they don’t pierce his skin.
Tables and hairs
This place is near the other place that sells pin beds.
Make your mind up
Please ring, please do not use. Put clear sellotape over the bell just in case.
Property TEL
Pay attention!
NHS TV – Off for a Reason
NHS TV – off! In all NHS Hospitals, there will be a sign for almost everything, some odder than others.
Dr Cleani G
I wonder what Doctor Cleani G is a doctor of?
Curtain Event
How exciting!
