How doeas a bench get like this?
Dragon Tree
This tree looks like a dragon.
No Lead
A small USB powered dog that does something when plugged into your PC. Charity shops are so great. I saw this in the window for 3 weeks before I realised/spotted this.
Sydney Can’t Spell
What? really? Oh, come on!
Fuck This Bullshit
Seen on the Eastbound underground platform at Leytonstone. I know the exact feeling this guy had. Waiting for ages, for the right train to arrive. Wanting the world to know of your frustration. Being to nice to really vandalise anything.
Cheese Substitute
Cheese substitute! what a sad world we live in. The thin end of the wedge is fast approaching.
Toilet Rolls
Funny toilet roll holder, I’m sure this is not quite right.
Wall Drill
I think this wall in the Carpenter’s Pub, Loughton, Essex either… a. used to have more tools on the wall, and they have been stolen, or b. The interior designer is doing some sort of ironic layout thing.
Stability Issues
This pub toilet seems to have been reinforced with a concrete base, so that it doesn’t fall over when a piss head sits down, slightly off centre. Seen in the Carpenter’s Arms Pub, Loughton, Essex.
Small Carpet
These carpet remnants seem a little small to me. However I do find the Zebra pattern rather fetching. Maybe these are for a doll’s house? Or perhaps the toliet, which my mum calls ‘The smallest room in the house’
Dog Poo
A nice dog poo, on top of a nice pot of used fat, next to a nice pile of rubbish. Or maybe it’s a fox poo. I’ve noticed that foxes seem to poo ‘on’ things.
Glam Graffiti
Glam rocking door handle graffiti seen in Ikea.
Dog Nose Coat Hook
Dog nose coat hook.
Sticker Head
A man in pub with sticker for head. Seen in the Black Lion, Epping, Essex. My old local.
Lovely Day
Yesterday was a lovely day, The sky was huge. The colour was nothing like this, but you know how digital cameras are.
Booers Stationary Store
What a great name for a shop, and great typography. It’s a shame that these days the world thinks too hard about names.
