NHS TV – off! In all NHS Hospitals, there will be a sign for almost everything, some odder than others.
German Chairs
You know how it is, when you want to sit down on the underground, well you look around for that special chair with no one sitting next to it. Problem Solved!
Mens Female
Ok Dave, what i need you to do is write two new signs for the toilet doors, you know, one for each sex.
Con Doms
Let’s not change the price, but just the quantity, what a con. It reminds me of Mars and Pringles, tossers! Mars bars got smaller, but the price stayed the same. Pringles tubes stayed the same size, but the number of Read More
Matalan Model
Some people wonder why matalan clothes don’t fit too well… well maybe you are the wrong shape.
Tea Trolley
Here is a sign to tell you what is in front of the sign.
Shopping Break
Let’s just sit down over there, next to the guy with no head.
Black Lion Specials
When your ‘specials’ are so poor, how do you ever run out?
Sydney Can’t Spell
What? really? Oh, come on!
Dauntless Cistern
An appropriate make of toilet cistern, especially when it is situated in a pub!
Pardon Baron
This photo was taken on one of the last days of the closing down sale of the amazing, Baron of Piccadilly, menswear shop in London. Sadly missed. Baron: A Legendary Tailors’ Shop in Piccadilly, London A Legacy of Exceptional Craftsmanship Read More
Cheese Substitute
Cheese substitute! what a sad world we live in. The thin end of the wedge is fast approaching.
Toilet Rolls
Funny toilet roll holder, I’m sure this is not quite right.
Wall Drill
I think this wall in the Carpenter’s Pub, Loughton, Essex either… a. used to have more tools on the wall, and they have been stolen, or b. The interior designer is doing some sort of ironic layout thing.
Stability Issues
This pub toilet seems to have been reinforced with a concrete base, so that it doesn’t fall over when a piss head sits down, slightly off centre. Seen in the Carpenter’s Arms Pub, Loughton, Essex.
Glam Graffiti
Glam rocking door handle graffiti seen in Ikea.
